Bad dating jokes
Make odd allusions to dangerous religious cults. Tell her you can only get aroused if she bleats like a sheep.
Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Slide under the bad dating jokes. Give your claim to fame as being voted "Most Festerous" for your high school yearbook. Share On googleplus Share On googleplus. Howl and whistle at womens' legs, especially if you are female.
So did you bring protection? Without asking, eat off your date's plate.
Take a break, and go into the restroom. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Save the bones from your meal, and explain that you're taking them home to your invalid, senile old mother, because it's a lot cheaper than actually feeding her.
Tell her you are into group golden showers. Share On facebook Share On facebook Share.
Insist that the waiter cuts your food into little pieces. Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?
Share On copy Share On copy. Order a baked potato for a side dish. Is that a problem?
Ask her if her family has a long history of skin problems. Order coffee, and fill the thermos one cup at a time, taking advantage of the free refills. I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.
Undress your date verbally. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about. Order for your date. Offer to lick theirs.
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